embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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livelaughloveatrandom:

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.


fixed it.


Lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooo
1000daysofhim:

“We met at the wrong time. That’s what I keep telling myself anyway. Maybe one day years from now, we’ll meet in a coffee shop in a far away city somewhere and we could give it another shot. - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
worldofthecutestcuties:

I took my cat on his first walk yesterday
tattooworkers:

Tattoo by @mikestockings

bckys:

when u want to be friends with someone but you have no idea how to start a friendship with them and you’re just kinda like 

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(Source: chrispeen, via gnarly)



devilfruits:

Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.

(Source: gettingsodas, via fake-mermaid)



prettyparamore:

A Day To Remember- Sometimes You’re The Hammer, Sometimes You’re The Nail